求英语帝。求翻译 过两天要英语演讲。想讲爱情公寓的。 巨巨们帮个忙呗、、
Zeng xiaoxian: Now is the midnight ,12 o 'clock, welcome to my
listening shows: 'your moon ,and my heart'. Good man is me, I am zengxiaoxian. If you have any interesting things, fell free to dial the number: 8008208820, then turn "2" key--press. Today xiaoxian will talk the hypertension with everybody. So~~,what is the hypertension ? Hypertension is ···
曾小贤：现在是夜里12点，欢迎大家收听节目：你的月亮我的心。好男人就是我，我就是曾小贤。大家有什么想交流的请播8008208820，转2键。 今天小贤跟大家谈谈高血压。那么，什么是高血压呢?高血压就是······
Hu yifei:I know,I know ,Hypertension is a condition in which the
blood pressure, on at least two or more readings on different dates after an initial screening ,is found to be higher than normal
(Hang up and secretly say :teacher zeng forgot the lines, ha ha
~ but only one of the pieces, I don't know where other pieces.)
胡一菲(电话打入)：高血压我知道，是血压在正常情况下高于正常值。(挂电话，偷偷地说：
曾老师台词忘带了，哈哈~不过只有一张了，其它可不知道哪去了)
Zeng xiaoxian(helpless ): yifei, you are very very clever! The next,
we'll talk about ···
(Telephone rings again )
What's wrong again? My broadcasting rating is so high,you
should not always call in.yifei~! please~
曾小贤(无奈)：一菲，你真是聪明啊!那接下来我们来谈谈······ (电话又响)
又怎么了?我节目收听率这么高，不要总占别人线啊，一菲!
Hu yifei: No ,no···,It is urgent ! ziqiao broke up with Lisa rong,
he···
胡一菲：不是啊，有急事啊!子乔刚和Lisa榕分手了，他······
Zeng xiaoxian:Oh~! No~no~What should I do? I cannot be
promoted! I must talk to ziqiao about it! Ziqiao you can't ~can't~
Zhan bo: I ,qie~ I am zhan bo!
展博：我，切、、我是展博。
(Mei jia kicked Lv ziqiao )
(美嘉踢吕子乔一脚)
Mr.Zeng: He had blurred vision and lightheaded. This is a symptom of hypertension.
曾小贤：他视力模糊，还头重脚轻，高血压的症状之一
Hu Yifei: Ziqiao, are you pretending? Do you want to take advantage of our sympathy for you ? (捶~~~)
胡一菲：子乔，你不会是装的吧，想乘机利用我们对你好? (捶他一下)
Lv Ziqiao: Yifei, shit! I have severe chest pain ! Actually, you pounded me !
吕子乔：一菲，你有病啊?我胸痛得厉害，你还捶?!
Zeng Xiaoxian: He has the stethalgia, this is the symptom of hypertension too. Haha~, I am a practitioner. I can diagnose.
曾小贤：他胸痛，这也是高血压的症状，哈哈，我是名医了!我会诊断病了~
Lv Ziqiao: Mr.Zeng, are you an earth man ? I am dying because of hurt
吕子乔：曾老师，你还是不是人啊?我都快疼死了~
Zeng Xiaoxian: Ah, yeah, Zhanbo, Meijia, Yifei, massage his chest immediately!
曾小贤：哦，对，展博、美嘉、一菲，快给他按摩按摩胸部，先暂时减轻痛苦。
曾小贤：不···不是吧?那我怎么办啊!我的事业也会被断送啊! 让我和子乔说说，不能阿不能阿······
Mei jia：(Grabbed the phone )You have no chance,He seems a
little dizzy. Today you are talking about the ill, are not you ?Save him quickly !
美嘉(抢过电话)：没机会了，他好像有点晕。你今天不是讲病吗?快点救救他吧~
Zeng xiaoxian:Well, okay, let him speak .
曾小贤：好， 好吧，让他讲话。
Lv ziqiao:zeng zeng teacher,I broke up ,ah~~~~~~~(He is going to
fall, zhan bo holds him)
Mei , mei jia, you also have breast?
吕子乔：曾， 曾老师，我分手了，啊······(要晕倒) (被展博扶住) 美、美嘉，你有胸啦!?
Zhan bo: I ,qie~ I am zhan bo!
展博：我，切、、我是展博。
(Mei jia kicked Lv ziqiao )
(美嘉踢吕子乔一脚)
Mr.Zeng: He had blurred vision and lightheaded. This is a symptom of hypertension.
曾小贤：他视力模糊，还头重脚轻，高血压的症状之一
Hu Yifei: Ziqiao, are you pretending? Do you want to take advantage of our sympathy for you ? (捶~~~)
胡一菲：子乔，你不会是装的吧，想乘机利用我们对你好? (捶他一下)
Lv Ziqiao: Yifei, shit! I have severe chest pain ! Actually, you pounded me !
吕子乔：一菲，你有病啊?我胸痛得厉害，你还捶?!
Zeng Xiaoxian: He has the stethalgia, this is the symptom of hypertension too. Haha~, I am a practitioner. I can diagnose.
曾小贤：他胸痛，这也是高血压的症状，哈哈，我是名医了!我会诊断病了~
Lv Ziqiao: Mr.Zeng, are you an earth man ? I am dying because of hurt
吕子乔：曾老师，你还是不是人啊?我都快疼死了~
Zeng Xiaoxian: Ah, yeah, Zhanbo, Meijia, Yifei, massage his chest immediately!
曾小贤：哦，对，展博、美嘉、一菲，快给他按摩按摩胸部，先暂时减轻痛苦。
(They massaged him in a mess.)
(众人对他进行一番乱按摩)
Zhanbo: Ah~~~Mr.Zeng, he has the bloody nose.
展博：啊~~曾老师，他流鼻血了~
(They crowded, looking. "Yeah, just nosebleed, Lv Xiaobu's blood.")
(众人拥上，看了半天，“恩，果然是鼻血，吕小布的血”)
(Turning their head, Ziqiao is missing. They are seeking. He hided in WC.)
(回头，子乔不见了，众人找，发现在厕所)
Hu Yifei: Mr.Zeng, he hided in WC,unwilling to come out. And he said he has frequent urination.
胡一菲：曾小贤，他在厕所，不肯出来，说自己尿频。。
Zeng Xiaoxian: Ah~~~frequent urination, he is the invisible Man of hypertension. Does he come out?
曾小贤：哇塞~还尿频，看来他是一个高血压的隐形患者啊~~~他出来了吗?
People: No~~~
众人：没有.
zeng:uh-huh, let me ,the master ,educate him when he is in
toilet.Fistly, patients with hypertension must have a low-salt and low-fat diet.
曾小贤：恩哼，趁他在卫生间，让我这个大师来对他进行教育吧~首先，高血压患者要低盐、低脂饮食。
all:Low-salt and low-fat.
众人：低盐低脂。
zeng:Pay attention to stress management.
曾小贤：压力调节
all:Only make a girl friend each time.
众人：一次只交一个女朋友。
zeng:Take food that are rich in minerals, for example, potassium, calcium, magnesium.
曾小贤：多吃含镁、钾、钙等矿物质的食物。
all:Eat carrot(zhan)、 Chinese cabbage(mei) and shell(fei) everyday.
众人：天天吃胡萝卜(展博)、白菜(美嘉)、贝壳(一菲)
zeng:More exercise.
曾小贤：多运动
all:Give us your car.
众人：把你的车给我们。
zeng:Take antihypertensive medications daily.
曾小贤：天天服用降压药
all:The medicines are close to the mouth.
众人：药不离嘴
(ziqiao coming back from the toilet)
(子乔从厕所里出来)
ziqiao:I feel bad.My blood presure is rather, rather, high.I'm going to die.Give some money to me, I will go to hospital.
吕子乔：我不太对劲，我有高血压，我要死了!你们那点钱给我吧，我要去医院。
(all feel panic then take out money to ziqiao)
(众人惊慌，纷纷取出钱给子乔)
ziqiao:I needn't pay back the money spending on the disease to you,do I ?
(众人愣住了，去厕所一看，发现了曾小贤落下的台词)
(all are dumbfounded ,then they go to see the toilet,then find zeng's left pieces of lines )
众人：“他不会看着书生病的吧。”
all:he's not sick, he just pretend to be weak as zeng xiaoxian's lines.
吕子乔：哈哈，背个高血压的台词就能有这么多钱!哈哈~
ziqiao:ha-ha~~~just recite some hypertension lines can earn so much money ! I'm rich now! Ha~ha~
(众人追出去)：还我们钱!
(all run after him)：pay back the money!
曾小贤：这个故事告诉我们，学习医学知识真是有用~
zeng:The story tell us , it is really useful to learn the medical knowledge.
吕子乔：我去看病的，这钱你们不要我还吧?
(all shake head)
(众人摇头)
zeng:ziqiao,do you know that which investigations you need and which drug you need buy?
曾小贤：子乔，你知道去医院做哪些检查吃哪些药吗?
ziqiao:Of course. Calcium channel blockers,
angiotensin-converting enzyme inhibitors , vasodialtors and diuretics ,e.g.
吕子乔：知道~钙离子阻断剂、血管紧张素转化酶、血管舒张剂、利尿剂。。(说完就跑了。)
(with that,he run away.)
第三季第四集
剧情简介：
第一季
留学归国的陆展博（金世佳饰）在巴士上遇到从美国出逃的千金小姐林宛瑜（赵霁饰），两人一起前往陆展博的姐姐胡一菲（娄艺潇饰）及电台节目主持人曾小贤（陈赫饰）主持婚礼的地方“爱情公寓”。另一边，陈美嘉（李金铭饰）在婚礼上巧遇多年前的前男友吕子乔（孙艺洲饰）。六人在机缘巧合之下住进了同一所爱情公寓。不久后，日本横滨过来的漫画家关谷神奇（王传君饰）也住了进来，一幕幕爆笑的剧情开始上演。
第二季
展博（金世佳饰）和宛瑜（赵霁饰）有情人终成眷属，双宿双飞环球旅行。
美嘉（李金铭饰）也因为自己的原因暂时离开了公寓。一菲（娄艺潇饰）和小贤（陈赫饰）的感情仍然扑朔迷离，关谷（王传君饰）继续为自己的事业奋斗，子乔（孙艺洲饰）还是过着不靠谱的生活。
小贤、关谷和子乔在酒吧遇见了即将结婚的张伟（李佳航饰），三人打算为张伟庆祝单身夜，结果让他错过了婚礼。张伟只好住进爱情公寓。
落魄的演员唐悠悠（邓家佳饰）被剧组甩掉，无家可归，无奈之中找到大外甥子乔，她也在爱情公寓住了下来。
一菲小时候的同学秦羽墨（赵文琪饰）为了引起男友注意也住进爱情公寓，并搬进了一菲的套间。
就这样，爱情公寓迎来了新的成员，他们个个都不是“省油的灯”。这使得本就多事的公寓掀起了一个又一个新风波。时代在变，想法在变，话题也在变，但不变的是朋友间真挚的情感和青春岁月中遍地的阳光。
第三季
小贤（陈赫饰）赢得了《谁能成为百万富翁》比赛，意外遭遇了奖金冻结；在新酒吧开张第一天的晚上，大家正在高兴地庆祝的时候，美嘉（李金铭饰）回来了；关谷（王传君饰）和悠悠（邓家佳饰）已经进入了热恋期；一菲（娄艺潇饰）的博士论文提前通过，成为了一名正式的大学讲师；展博（金世佳饰）和宛瑜（赵霁饰）在结束了他们的环球旅行以后，回到了爱情公寓，然而宛瑜却为了自己的梦想去米兰设计学院留学。大家还是在公寓里演绎着属于他们年轻人的快乐，继续嬉笑怒骂，继续面对生活中的一切的不确定，也继续乐观地面对这一切，他们继续着爱情公寓的传奇！
第四季
一菲（娄艺潇饰）和诺澜（刘萌萌饰）因为比拼网球扭伤了脚，一边是温柔可爱的诺澜，一边是霸气自信的一菲，谁会和曾小贤（陈赫饰）走到一起？曾小贤使出抛硬币的“绝招”决定先去救谁，在抛开硬币的刹那心中已有了选择，然而最终结果出乎所有人的意料……
悠悠（邓家佳饰）接受了关谷（王传君饰）的求婚，但关谷发现悠悠并没有怀孕。小小的公寓里，究竟谁怀孕了？孩子的父亲又是谁？爱推理的关谷开始抽丝剥茧的调查，但他的面前迷雾重重。悠悠发现，结婚前还有无数的事情要做，比如让固执的关谷神奇和他更固执的老爸关谷健次郎和好，比如买房子、买车子、订婚宴，当然还有最后的单身派对……
风流雅痞吕子乔（孙艺洲饰）继续过着不靠谱的快乐生活，他甚至创造了一种史无前例的新职业(励志师)。但公寓里有人怀孕的传闻也将他卷入了漩涡。孩子似乎与他有关，几番挣扎后，本想为孩子改变的他，却发现这是命运的玩笑。
然而在经历了一系列的风波后，子乔意识到了美嘉（李金铭饰）在心中的位置，可惜为时已晚，新的竞争对手对美嘉展开了疯狂的追求，美嘉似乎也已经沦陷……
宛瑜（赵霁饰）的离去让展博（金世佳饰）依旧无法忘怀，他偶然发现了一个拯救世界的绿色组织，展博心中的梦想和抱负再次被激活。但姐姐胡一菲不支持他，他该怎样去证明自己，获得认可与支持？最终再一次离开了爱情公寓......
“律政先锋”张伟（李佳航饰）也再次回到了爱情公寓。他一如既往的倒霉并乐观着。漂亮但冷淡的绯闻女友、超级难打的官司陆续从天而降，张伟能Hold住吗？
无论遇到怎样的风波、意外，大家还是在公寓里演绎着自己的人生，他们继续嬉笑怒骂，乐观面对生活。只要大家还在一起，只要大家都在爱情公寓，传奇就不会结束……
A house is not a luxury apartment two rooms, ordinary suites, but in 7 different backgrounds, different identity, different dreams of young men and women. Without exception, they all have stories of people, in the love apartment, happen every day this seemingly ordinary but a funny story. Sometimes funny, sometimes bizarre, sometimes romantic, sometimes moving. They together with ridicule, convey a new generation of young people's life and values. They together with Lianzhu punch line, wipe out the wonderful jokes and hold his belly with laughing at the wisdom spark, finally have a true love
A not luxury apartments, of two mediocre suites, has lived in seven different backgrounds, different identities, different dreams of young men and women.Without exception, they are stories of people in the building love apartment every day occurrence of which appear to be normal but fun story. Sometimes funny, sometimes bizarre, sometimes romantic, sometimes touched. Together with the subject of ridicule to convey life status and values of a new generation of young people.Them Lianzhu punch struck a hilarious endless wonderful humor and wisdom sparks, and finally have a true love.
直接用软件翻译！
A house is not a luxury apartment two rooms, ordinary suites, but in 7 different backgrounds, different identity, different dreams of young men and women. Without exception, they all have stories of people, in the love apartment, happen every day this seemingly ordinary but a funny story. Sometimes funny, sometimes bizarre, sometimes romantic, sometimes moving. They together with ridicule, convey a new generation of young people's life and values. They together with Lianzhu punch line, wipe out the wonderful jokes and hold his belly with laughing at the wisdom spark, finally have a true love
高三，
