求一篇英语两人对话，要五分钟左右的，带翻译的英语考试用
有一天，俺商店里来了个外国人买西餐料。他选好一样东西，俺就在计算器上摁出价钱给他看。当然俺有点不好意思了，而且俺还会句英语。
于是，俺就对他说：
“I am sorry”。
“I am sorry，too”外国人回答。
“I am sorry three”我道。
“What are you sorry for?”外国人问。
“I am sorry five”我说……
Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
英语小笑话
上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you
know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的
一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了
D: Morning for Steve and nite for John.Thanks for taking part this triangle meeting.Let's move forward to the conference.
J:Morning for Steve and nite for David.Ok,let's move forward.
S:Go ahead.
D:Ok,first of all,about the function of search engine optimize of your project.John has met some problem about how to search the key words in the correctly logic.Since your website is kind of multi-marketing recommendation sale.So it's really hard to put your website in the frist condition which beyond alibaba or other perfectly 1st rate multimarket recommendation sale websites.So maybe we could make a deal about this.John,how do you think so?
J:Yeah.According to the requirements you mentioned yesterday.I just have done high level research on the websites.I tried hardly to dig out if I could satisfied your requirements.But you know.It doesn't seem possible.
S:Could you mind if you could tell it more detailed?I am sorry not to imply to hurt your guys' feeling but are you guys try to convince me that I couldn't get what I have paid ?
D:Sorry Steve,the budget will be reduced according to your satisfaction.
J:Yes,and I have established some builds about the SEO then launched into the internet.We found although it couldn't reach to your goals but already near by.So I hope you could satisfied.
S:I know.Would you mind to let me have a try?I just curious about the real functions about it.Let me see your guys work right now.
D&J:Ok,pls enter the website then try to test it.
S:Ok,thanks for your guys,it's really a sharing to work with your guys.
D&J:Your are welcome.
这个是我实际的一段工作经历。Steve是我在美国的客户，John是公司的工程师。David是我本人。我们在Skype上面召开三方会议multiparty meeting or triangle meeting.因为是时差关系，所以你能看到我对John说晚上好，对Steve说早上好。
讨论的是网站的搜索引擎优化功能，就是SEO= search engine optimize。
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